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[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

You deserve to be shoved into a locker if you are Venmoing the U.S. government to help pay the national debt.

[David Scott Harris @HVNYrefugee]

POV: Someone from VA is explaining how the song “Country Roads” is ACTUALLY about WEST Virginia, not WV

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the concept of our FBI director being a puck bunny

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I know her friends are having a TIMEEE in the groupchat right now I’m so jealous

[Brown Eyed Girl @Browneyes5152]

My ability to rewind a movie and still miss the same part is honestly quite astounding.

[Eazy @SpeakEZsports_]

When my SOL Uncle asks “what happened to your Lions?” at Christmas https://t.co/PQZmo3B9bE

[shelby @_SLM92]

@Lions @Verizon This is amazing and all BUT WHO IS THE PERFORMER FOR THIS YEAR?!

[Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice]

Alright let’s wrap this up

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Don’t we already have the Orange Bowl?

[shelby @_SLM92]

@Lions Glad I’ll be at the game Sunday to witness the silver pants in action 🦁

[Jessica Smetana @jessica_smetana]

Between this illegal poker game scheme and the Louvre heist this has been a banner week for crimes I thought only happened in the Oceans franchise

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

We are now getting our kids’ grades sent directly to our phones after every assignment/test and woo boy am I happy that I grew up in the 90s with very limited internet

[Injang @Injang_Nation]

Peace of shit

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Hearing your pet make heaving sounds in a carpeted room

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This dog led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. This is Eeyore. He was on a walk with his 86-year-old grandma when she fell. After they didn't return home for an hour, his grandpa frantically called the police to report them missing. A deputy from the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office responded to the call, but barely got out of her vehicle before Eeyore found her. He led the deputy straight to his grandma, who explained that the pup had been looking for help while regularly returning to check on her. She made sure to tell Eeyore what a good boy he is, adding "Grandma loves you." We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

god forbid i have a little etiquette for once

[𝙃𝙑𝘿𝙀𝙎 @hvdesmusic]

this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat

[shelby @_SLM92]

@Lions but why is Lambeau in the background? regardless can’t wait to be at the game tonight!