Benno

He/him ¦ Grassroots football coach ¦ Been antifa longer than you have on account of their long held bias against Manchester United.

[Benno @_SRTLW]

Genuine exchange just now between my 4 and 6 yos:

4: our job today is to post
6: post what?
4: just post

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

They’d stick a card reader on a fire exit

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Oh for fuck’s sake

[f @finnandoalonso]

Got to be the Yankest reply of all time

[Benno @_SRTLW]

@MBStadium @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC rootin tootin

[hd @H_OFF23]

told leng cashier to keep the change and she said I was £2 short

[Benno @_SRTLW]

@mknHNR Did Backrooms not want Arsenal to win the Champions League or sthg?

[Wrestling Magazine @WrestleMagazine]

Rick Rude kills Neil Fox

[Benno @_SRTLW]

@Lthierry_______ @Bornakang Silly yank drowning his four cobs and ten cheese slices with an entire bottle of ketchup, cos if you can see it you gotta eat it

[Benno @_SRTLW]

Oh you believe in collective ownership of the means of production? Name three of their albums

[Dan Evans @dai_alectic]

@OfSymbols @cursedgenximage No, back in the good old days when people got into socialism through their family or trade union rather than via social media.

[Benno @_SRTLW]

@keewa (liberal leftists)

[Chopped Unc @canceled_corpse]

My hotel room has a Cuck Command Center

[Benno @_SRTLW]

@MiltonEverglade @keewa what

[Benno @_SRTLW]

@Ken_Stonger @OfSymbols Can't be promoting the ones that get caught

[Benno @_SRTLW]

@keewa From what I gather he tried to claim it was to lessen the charges

[Benno @_SRTLW]

@JoeStephenson96 YET

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

I’m starting to worry that sending thousands of Scots (a nation of people who pride themselves on their ability to wind people up) to the United States (a nation of people who are so easily rattled & also have guns) may be a bad idea x

[Benno @_SRTLW]

@eff_hey @Altymcaltalt3 It was also completely glossed over when it came out that the lack of investigation was because the cops were also abusing the victims

[Benno @_SRTLW]

@SCFCJosh96 There was that feller just the other week convicted of attacking a Sikh woman because he thought she was Muslim

[Benno @_SRTLW]

@imkikosuarez You mean the European players when their achilles snap trying to chase after a ball that's bounced weird on your nonsense pitches?