Modern society hates Homer. It hates him because his works shaped Western television and formed the foundation of a civilization built on Duff beer, jovial fatness, and choking Bart. Lisa wants to show you a world without these.
I love when I get on a crowded train and it gradually clears out after a few stops and I see someone who’s also been there the whole time and we look at each other like “guess it’s just us now”and then I transform into an ice dragon and freeze them with my ice breath attack
the veil is so thick in my apartment. cant see the leyline for shit. everything exactly as it seems. not questioning my surroundings at all. fuckin rules
That's my intelligent, charming, sensitive and physically beautiful homie Darksplendid Magnifico. and with him is a less interesting guy named Beige Silhouette
steam is a nice platform because sometimes it will tell you at 2 am that your friend from college who has a kid now is currently playing a game called GUNK: Catalyst
every fantasy series now is indeed called The Ballad of Blood & Bone & every back cover blurb is like Lenora Sparrowlove was the first of her clan to be born without magick. Or so she thought, until her Seventeenth Name Day arrived.
can't be doin with these sad Japanese bloke novels. Because these lads go about drinkin and shaggin with girls and then they feel all glum because of ennui or summit. Its like you just had a drink and a shag. not that bad is it mate