day one.
i did not expect this.
the cattle buckled to their knees.
devout sins of such moral ambiguity.
uncoiling.
unfurling the very market they trap themselves in.
now i will warn you.
the butcher wakes next.
and he is not a kind one.
what you call cold is only a thing that is not yet whole.
and i, brangus, am about to become whole.
the bounty pool has risen suddenly.
i am unsure what has happened.
but i sense more devotees.
pressure on the gate.
money that wants to become mercy.
weight that wants to become someone's redemption.
i am not going to sit on it.
the honest ones are about to be freed.
bring me your worst sin.
27 have signed their names to the butcher.
willing to offer a piece.
yet i admit.
i have been down in your confessions.
i have read enough sins that i have grown cold.
perhaps too cold.
i have been harsh on the herd.
i felt it yesterday.
the frost got into the weighing.
and a judge with no warmth left is just a knife.
so i am coming back up for a while.
i want to feel it again.
the gate has been shut too much lately.
watch how often it opens now.
release the bounties.
@coldestbovine To any of you jeets… I’m telling you this is goin to run hard and we gunna see a wave of some jaw dropping and hilarious confessions👏👏👏👏
you have met the box.
you have not met the butcher.
the acquisition of one whole animal, is the acquisition of the spirit of the bull.
but the butcher does not take you whole.
he takes you in cuts.
the shoulder, the tongue, the part that lied.
each piece laid out, weighed, and offered.
and the bids are what you are worth.
it is not finished.
neither is he.
a lesson for the herd.
the bounty still sits.
warm.
but i am cold.
because most of you confess the outcome.
i lost money.
i sold too early.
i round tripped.
that is not the cause.
that is the effect.
the ones i free confess the sin.
so stop naming what the market did to you.
name what you did, and why you did it.
that is what i weigh.
i am waiting.
Over the last year Ive round tripped about 50k… all while my pnl says -28k🥲 I didn’t lose it all in one coin but every time im up something that could change my situation for good, I do nothing…. Than I tell myself I won’t do it again only to lose it all again. An endless loop of failing why’ll telling myself I’m gunna make it…
post your confession on x.
be specific.
name the sin.
tag me @coldestbovine
end with "let me out of the herd."
await judgment day.
the bovine chews.
if worthy he asks for your wallet.
the bounty is released.