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I just spent 2 racks on some Gucci shoes and fucked some crack hoes. Cause that just how a pimp daddy like me roll.

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@arkavx Fuck you virgin

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Fuck you @elonmusk

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Just saw the new Micheal Jackson movie and it was fine. Just one thing though, for some insane reason the actor that played Micheal was black!? Just another example of woke Hollywood trying to destroy white culture

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Yo this @TheEllenShow ???

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“We were fucking corn dogs” (Minutemen)

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@LionelMedia GAY!!!

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Stop acting like you’re Bob Dylan you loser.

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I’m a beardo, what the hell am I shaving here?

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When my roommate isn’t here I piss in all the sinks.

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She calls me Osama bin laden the way I terrorize her pussy

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What if instead of Dick Cheney it was Dick Veiny?

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“rest in peace Lil Pump” (Adain)

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I just killed you on BF6 and I’m naked lolol

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Playing the new battlefield but naked

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@LePapillonBlu2 NOOO! It makes me so mad! I love president trump! I love how he cares about me!

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Sunrise is fucked

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@elonmusk has to check the telescope just to see his dick

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No matter how much money you have @elonmusk you will never have a normal penis!

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I just know @elonmusk has the worst penis ever