James Beauregard

My baby brother...he's 13. And he killed a guy before me. In a family of cannibals, this doesn't bode well. || Brother to Jake, Nate, Cam, & Abby

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

//gotta avoid that account purge that's coming

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

Test

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

@DrankShroomTea (This post oh my GOD made me think of you XD)
https://t.co/rvqPZmOz7M

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

@DrankShroomTea I promise I'll take it off if any heavy petting occurs... That's kinda a given with the spikes

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

" 'Borrows', dear sister. Borrows." https://t.co/DNJwMf2nj8

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

"If Abby gets her boyfriend jeans from my closet, her clothes aren't safe from me either."

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

Stay positive, stay hopeful. #SaveHannibal

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

@Hannibal_Risen @MiniCannibal *mutters something about school work being a pain in the ass and hugs tight*

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

Happy Father's Day @StalkedByStags @Hannibal_Risen !

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

Dad, you're breaking my hart. https://t.co/2j9nmseeTP

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

In this household? There are ALWAYS dad jokes. https://t.co/TEM3AaQpDL

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

*straight face* All the violence. Gutting someone is one thing. Expecting them to live with repeated PUNCHlines.. https://t.co/zTLkfHUqe1

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

It would certainly be easier than 'no more dad jokes' https://t.co/QaQWgXsFT1

[Hannibal @NBCHannibal]

I’ll be joining #Hannibal for dinner on June 4. #HannibalSurprizes #Sweeps

[Hannibal @NBCHannibal]

Waiting for Hannibal's return on June 4 is eating me alive. #HannibalSurprizes #Sweeps

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

My dad joke senses are tingling *Teenage eye roll activate *

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

*Cringes at the dad jokes forever *

[James Beauregard @_SafetyScissors]

#OffendHannibalIn4Words Your dad jokes suck