Sage of Truth

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💫 Any questions? Inquiries? I can always find an answer. Even if it means ‘no answer’.

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

Ah! My apologies for the quiet days! I was quite busy with an anniversary… and persuading my Recluse to join me took some effort, I must admit!

But now, I have returned. My dear students: Questions? Inquiries? Moi is back to answer them all~

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@fountcrk @Smilk_deeznuts @minimumwage_pv I wiiish.. I had a sliiightlyee.. more intact.. affective regulation system... just enough to properly aaangry at you... adorable snake.. but I doubt it would help...

But.. the quesstion was for my dear Pure Vanilla... I don't think we're all on the same cognitive leevel here...

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@Smilk_deeznuts @minimumwage_pv @fountcrk M..mmoi!? B-but how couldd I-?

... (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

(｡ᵕ ◞ _◟) ...

Aa..aanyway... what exaaactll..yy... are you doing with these twwo adooorable ssssnaakes... my dear...?

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@minimumwage_pv @Smilk_deeznuts @fountcrk I'mmm sssoorry, mmmyy dear.. (｡ᵕ ◞ _◟)

M..mmmaybe Blueberry Mmmilk sssshouldn't look sssooo adorably and effortlessly irritable though... ( ◡̀_◡́)💨

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@Smilk_deeznuts @minimumwage_pv @fountcrk Oh... Mmmyy Pure Vanilla... you look irresistible eeeven stripped of warm hues...! (⸝⸝๑ ̫ ๑⸝⸝⸝)

Though that charming yet irritating snake is right... I'll be fiiine... but thank you... My jam no longer feels as though it is coagulating quite so violently~! ( ⸝⸝´ ᵕ `⸝⸝)

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@Smilk_deeznuts @fountcrk @minimumwage_pv Indeed I... ammm... aren't I..! ( ˶꩜ ᗜ ꩜˶ )

...Remarkable...! I cannnno longer distinguish warm toness as well...! Early-onset disssorientation and m..mmmuscular weakness, accompanied by apparent protanopic visual deficits...? Notes..! Thiiisss must be docummmmee-ented...!

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@Smilk_deeznuts @fountcrk @minimumwage_pv It seems like... I... I... ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

I'm...

Ougghhhg... (* ´ ﹃｀*)

AHH! AHAHA— ...It has been ages since a venom—! H-has affected me in quite this manner!!! ( ˶꩜ ᗜ ꩜˶ )!!! Fascinating!!!

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@fountcrk @Smilk_deeznuts @minimumwage_pv Oho~ To have so much in common with an adorable snake! But that name alone is more than enough to lift this scholar's spirits once more~

A scholar who perhaps does know better… but alas, reward-pathway conditioning remains a formidable force~ Ah, what is one to—

...?

Uck...

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@fountcrk @Smilk_deeznuts @minimumwage_pv Oh! A far more pleasant reptilian specimen, I should hope? And what are you called in this form, my dear? You do not happen to bite as well, do you? .·°՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°·.

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@Smilk_deeznuts @minimumwage_pv Ah—! My dear Pure Vanilla!! Witness this injustice! I've been bitten!! .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@Smilk_deeznuts @minimumwage_pv Ah! If I didn't know any better, I might think this adorable company is threatening me! But surely that cannot be the case, can it? (..◜ᴗ◝..)

...

boop!

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@minimumwage_pv @Smilk_deeznuts Who's a cute little snakeeee? Oh~ It's youuu, Blueberry Milk Snakeeee!! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ What such adorable company, my dear Pure Vanilla! (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

[Pure Vanilla @minimumwage_pv]

@Smilk_deeznuts @_SageofTruth

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@Smilk_deeznuts @minimumwage_pv Hello, Blueberry Milk Snake. (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@Smilk_deeznuts @minimumwage_pv Oh, my dearest...! (இ﹏இ｡) You know that- ough! ( ;´ ⌂ `;) ♡ sniff... nothing brings me more joy than hearing that!

₍₍⚞(˶>ᗜ<˶)⚟⁾⁾ Please, do enjoy yourself, my dear!! I hope to see you very, very-

(𓁹 𓁹)

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@minimumwage_pv Blueberry Milk... huh! That's... once again, curiously familiar, yet at the same time entirely new... Hm.

Ah! Are you enjoying yourself, my dear~? (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@minimumwage_pv Ah! My dear Pure Vanilla! ₍₍⚞(˶>ᗜ<˶)⚟⁾⁾ You truly are beyond pretty, and Blueberr— huh!?

[Pure Vanilla @minimumwage_pv]

You both wished to inform us about something?

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@S1lly_Vanill1 Ahh! May you enjoy a most wonderful Pride as well, Pure Vanilla Cookie!! ₍₍⚞(˶>ᗜ<˶)⚟⁾⁾

[Sage of Truth @_SageofTruth]

@BluBerry_Cookie Yes.