No watch parties will be allowed around Madison Square Garden for Game 3 of the NBA Finals, due to President Donald Trump attending the game
Only ticket holders will be able to access areas around MGS, and have to go through Secret Service-level screening
Sleepy Steve Yzerman FAILED to improve the Detroit Red Wings at the trade deadline, leading to one of the WORST CHOKE JOBS in National Hockey League history to miss the playoffs. Sadly, GREAT AMERICAN Dylan Larkin has seen enough, and has asked sleepy Steve for a trade out of the GREAT State of Michigan. The ridiculous Red Wings have brought TOTAL SHAME to their tremendous fans, who have been suffering very badly for many years, and now Captain Michigan wants out! A TOTAL DISASTER! Thank you for your ATTENTION to this MATTER! NHL President DONALD JOHN TRUMP