Sam

[Dr Rachel Claire Morris, Shadow Secretary of Snark @5By5Creativity]

Brexit is truly astonishing.

[Sam @_SamMcKenna]

@PyrionFlax Turns Evian into only the finest vintage

[Joe Davies @joedavies44]

What the note said #WEURO2022 #itscominghome #Lionesses

[Aydin Dikerdem @AydinDikerdem]

'This was a criminal offence. Now it’s an option for business.'

Never has a phrase summed up this Government so well.

[James Meadway @meadwaj]

This is honestly one of the best and clearest descriptions of what is happening in the economy today you will find, all delivered in under a minute.

[Sam @_SamMcKenna]

@nisa96XH @wagoogusjr I'm currently going through my ho phase and it's lasting a really long time 😩

[Bill Gates @BillGates]

I guess we finally ran out of microchips.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Message to Tory MPs. This is who you're voting on.

[Sam @_SamMcKenna]

@portabletelly Quick disposal and no questions asked, 5 stars from me ✨

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[Emma ❋ @EmmaGWeston]

lol

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

this still sends me

[cate in the kitchen x @catekitchen]

I have something to say about the garlic press. It’s inefficient, wasteful and a ballache to clean up. Creates more mess and trouble than it saves under the guise of being quicker and easier. It’s duplicitous and it’s been getting away with it for too long.

[Sam @_SamMcKenna]

@fesshole Plus delete guys didn't mean for this one to be published cheers x

[Sam @_SamMcKenna]

@portabletelly Be careful you don't light too many though. Candle fumes can be delicious yet intoxicating. Barry did the same and passed out at the table, very scary. God bless cheers X

[cate in the kitchen x @catekitchen]

You can break up with a man if you want to but he’s gonna keep that pic you took of him on holiday in 2018 as his profile picture for the rest of his life

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

Inventing the 4 cheese pizza