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mark 9:23

[sam montenegro @_SamMontenegro]

@SmartPlaysDaily @VIPsmartplays bought the VIP can you please approve me?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: After using their top pick on RB Jahmyr Gibbs, the Lions are trading D’Andre Swift to the Philadelphia Eagles, per sources. The trade is a homecoming; Swift is from Philadelphia and went to high school there at St. Joseph’s Prep before attending, of course, Georgia.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

7-time Super Bowl champion
5-time Super Bowl MVP
3-time MVP
3-time first-team All-Pro
15-time Pro Bowler

What a career 🐐

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@occupymars42069 A bit sad tbh

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

My dream has always been to urinate while staring at a bronzed plaque of my face. Thank you Ryan for making dreams come true!

[Yoda @YodaPlease]

50 cent was posted up like this just waiting for his part 😭#HalfTimeShow

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Je m’aple syrup

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

One side fires over a thousand rockets into civilian areas hoping to kill anyone, including Israeli Arabs.

The other side delivers phone calls and "knock bombs" to evacuate civilians before destroying Hamas-occupied buildings.

And most of the West pretends moral equivalence.

[sam montenegro @_SamMontenegro]

🇮🇱

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I'm standing with the people of Israel who are coming under bombardment attacks, and condemn the Hamas terrorists. The people of NYC will always stand with our brothers and sisters in Israel who face down terrorism and persevere.

[Tim Kaine @timkaine]

I have a bizarre and useless skill—I can say any word backwards. So imagine my anticipation for America’s first double palindromic inauguration: 1/20/21. Also 1/20/2021.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Deus ex machine learning

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

70 million pissed off republicans and not one city burned to the ground.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The gauntlet has been thrown down!

The prophecy will be fulfilled.

Model S price changes to $69,420 tonight!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Call of Booty, great game

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Michelle Obama: ‘Donald Trump Is The Wrong President For Our Country, Find The One Right For The Job With ZipRecruiter, The Smartest Way To Hire’ https://t.co/zkKg1UFNHZ

[sam montenegro @_SamMontenegro]

some child in my neighborhood is sitting on their porch attempting to play hot cross buns on a recorder and if that's not the definition of the ideal quarantine i don't know what is

[sam montenegro @_SamMontenegro]

fourth week of quarantine i think - the days have all blurred into one. i take naps when i’m tired and i have no concept of day or night anymore. that is all