Sam Damn

one hell of a joker • she/her

[Sam Damn @_SamVsTheWorld]

Shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

[Sam Damn @_SamVsTheWorld]

My dreams really be fucking me up sometimes

[Titania @TitaniasRealm]

How I arrive at the function

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Showing up 2 hours late to work with tiger face paint from the zoo

[reilly @GoodPostReilly]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You’re a little in a hole financially but it’s fine,

[Trey @treydayway]

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a lunch break

[pea @postingtime]

local woman prepares for tomorrow

[Sam Damn @_SamVsTheWorld]

Just watched an old guy throw slices of bread at seagulls and squawked at them the whole time. Happy 420

[Sherrod Brown @SenSherrodBrown]

Here’s to 221 years of the best state in the union. Happy birthday, Ohio.

It’s almost time to begin Phase 2 ⬇️

[frances @solowshawty]

work drama never made sense to me just shut the fuck up and do ur job

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

“are you fucking stupid?”

me:

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry boss i can’t come in to work today i feel really insecure

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Every month or so, I have this epiphany that “oh my whole life could be great, all I have to do is start waking up at 6 AM and working out and completely change my entire personality and worldview” and then I don’t do any of that

[Sam Damn @_SamVsTheWorld]

Went to Meijer specifically to use a coupon that isn’t valid until tomorrow. Happy holidays