Sam Thompson

Everybody’s got something to hide except me and my monkey

[Sam Thompson @_Sam_Thompson_]

@modmcdermott This is what’s known by scientists as “Burstow’s Law” or “The Brewster Principle”

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@modmcdermott This is so real

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Just ordered off the SkinnyLicious®️ menu in cheesecake factory so if anyone sees a speck of dust flying around it’s me

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in the polling station. straight up “exercising it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s just say. my right to vote

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@modmcdermott @mattletiss7 makes you think 🤔

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not enough questions being asked about why parrots can talk i reckon, something going on there…

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https://t.co/SMiVgiQDe5

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@samanthajhall_

[Michael Owen @themichaelowen]

Christmas is underrated. Best day of the year by far. #Family

[Sam Thompson @_Sam_Thompson_]

https://t.co/liv0wE3ZIl

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putting up a christmas tree is like putting up the tent of winter

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jockstrap been real quiet since this

[FMC @FMC29_]

Mansfield under water 🫣😂

[Sam Thompson @_Sam_Thompson_]

it’s true i’m not best pleased

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

New Arctic Monkeys single, ‘The Shatter-Proof Glass Came In Handy But I Don’t Think Sam’s Going To Be Too Pleased With Us Getting In The Way Of His Drive’, to be released on 23 November

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@modmcdermott the machine really tip the scales for me, crucial i reckon

[Sam Thompson @_Sam_Thompson_]

who would win in a fight?

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@ruinedshirts @spookepump

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@samanthajhall_

[Sam Thompson @_Sam_Thompson_]

telling my kids this was confidence man

[Kyle Gordon @kylegordon101]

Filmed in Zagreb, Croatia

[samantha🖤 @samanthajhall_]

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