SML

only straight i am is straight up bitch

[Jackson Lloyd @JacksonLloyd]

Game so fun we didn’t even care the webs were attaching to God.

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

When I missed the cancel ads button by 2 millimeters and it takes me to another site

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Unpopular Opinion: We as a society don’t talk enough about how they were releasing banger after banger.

[Lonely🥀 @angelo_uf]

Cuando estoy teniendo una pesadilla pero recuerdo que yo tengo el control ahí:

[solé @layxsnv]

Them fuckin nature valley granola bars need to come wit ah ashtray

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

when I check the transaction history on my card and everything adds up, nobody stole from me.

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me 5 mins into my 8 hour shift:

[culture @notgwendalupe]

19 years ago, RBD released 'Besame Sin Miedo'

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[culture @notgwendalupe]

i lowkey get her now

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

“they not condoning that in italy” has me fucking crying bro

[CFBudge @CF_Budge]

Time to show this generation what REAL gaming is

[tre @mssoowhat]

i’d be in that villa trying to convince ariana to at least get us some hookah

[Mar🪼 @marthemerm]

Someone said the producers are scared to be alone in a room w Gabriel and that’s why he hasn’t had any confessionals

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

i just KNOW our parents watched us grow up thinking “… man wtf are they WATCHING”

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Mexicans be like, cause of death: ya le tocaba

[Rue @fikeswag]

"So imagine that." Kills me everytime 😭😭😭😭😭😭