The secret to getting off of calls you don't want to be on is to hang up in the middle of your own sentence. Only a maniac would hang up on themselves, so you must have gotten disconnected.
If I dey purge, I go tell my friend
If my urine plenty pass normal, I go tell my friend
If I get headache, I go tell my friend
If I feel bloated, I go tell my friend
If you match me for leg and I carry phone, na my friend I dey tell
If you offer me gig, I go take screenshot show my friend
Those ladies were not her friends.