sarah

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

The fact that you have to strengthen your core to alleviate lower back pain

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

They might find something new on the moon now they’ve sent a woman up to look.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

boots that's my ego boost

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

i’ve never seen a cybertruck parked at the library

[maro @ProofofMaro]

“Its a sign from the universe” no babe those are just targeted ads

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

So you admit that men's greatest fear is being treated like they have treated women? Hmm

[deadbeat lesbian @franmanifesto]

glinda and fiyero

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

y’all know i’m canada down

[madeleine-ruth ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @PERIODPRIESTESS]

yall know i’m canada down

[Kas (Seddera Side) @sedderaside]

that bakery is running OVERTIME cause she keeps buying all the gaguettes

[haf @slickomode]

yes i do live under a rock. she's called the moon

[maddie @madsssagascar]

“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you

[Vivian @suchnerve]

thinking about this tweet again

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

mama the LIBRARY

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

(after my card declines) Strange. That account has 1 million dollars in it