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cool it cowboy

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Finding out at 27 that Stevie Nicks was 27 when she wrote landslide makes 27 hit a lot harder

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It’s been a few days without any attention on this tweet which leads me to believe that none of my cute single girls have ever been to a trampoline park

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Respectfully, I have never in my life met a man who brought me as much joy as 30 minutes in a trampoline park

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Respectfully, I have never in my life met a man who brought me as much joy as 30 minutes in a trampoline park

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Dating in Colorado is real life purgatory

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if you were a worm id give you a tech deck so you could do sick little tricks

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Barbie was great because everyone can relate to one of the Barbies…I learned that I am, in fact, Weird Barbie

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So upset I made it to Prometheus meme TikTok after the 4th of July

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I have 0 evidence to back this up and I know it’s harder than it looks but for some reason I feel like I’d be really good at sword fighting

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What does it mean that I am painfully attracted to gene wilder

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is a baby considered a carry on or a personal item

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Figured I should tell Twitter about my new favorite compliment

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Almost matched with a chiropractor today, not because I thought we’d be a good couple but because my back hurts. This is 25

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Mark Wahlberg in The Other Guys is funnier if you just imagine it as an alternative ending to The Departed

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🤪 is an underrated emoji because it could mean “I’m in a silly goofy mood” but has an equal chance of meaning “my life is falling apart around me and I can do nothing about it”

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How do I volunteer for farmer wants a wife

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“So where are you from?” https://t.co/2fWApdh4CS

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Well I just redownloaded tumblr so it’s gonna be a weird few months

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pinky rings are sexy there I said it