Sarah

TOL 🌈

[me irl @me_when_irl]

“Finally finished my degree, can’t wait to start my career”

The world:

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

When I'm arguing with my friend and we Google it only to find out I'm wrong

[luca @jussawhole]

My job is actually really great I just hate working

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

When I haven’t eaten all day and someone comes to ask me to share my food with them.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

We have a trillionaire, and you're upset at people using SNAP to buy Chips Ahoy?

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Maybe it’s not the Sunday scaries…maybe it’s just the fear of a 40 hour 9-5pm schedule built a 100 years ago that no longer makes sense

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[camille :-) @dustytit]

for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk

[𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @my_sweet_space]

i want to be skinny while eating like a whale tbh

[Cirsova: Jeffro Johnson's Winning Secrets Out Now @cirsova]

Wait, you guys are making $70k a year?

[Prasenjit @Star_Knight12]

master's degree used to guarantee a job, now it doesn't even guarantee an interview https://t.co/06CsttGfDh

[H @fantomregret]

June is for binge drinking. Gay behavior. Laughing with friends. Looking sexy. Spending money. Being gay.

[dasia @PhelpsDasia]

only way to save money is to not care about your appearance and have no friends and not eat

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[micheal @godsb0y]

going back to work after drinking all weekend

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Yep. Steal, lie, cheat, rape, murder...