Rach

i am chinese food's #1 predator. feelin real passionate about coleslaw lately. high posts only tbh

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

I want everyone to be my best friend and fuck do I mean it

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

I’d like a refund

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

who’s makin these thoughts honestly

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

I will dab the tears with the two thousand dollars I made last week

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

I may be sad but I’m rich

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

face id didn’t recognize me bc I had a joint in my mouth

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

I have the monologue from Aladdin where genie is fuckin goin OFF on their asses stuck in my head on loop rn

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

so good

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

juice, man

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

go head and try to tell me it’s not lmao

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

juice is so fuckin good

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

the coffee woke me up but it made me angry is the origin story of the weed n coffee ultimate adhd combo

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

I’m stoned watching my friends roomba Cheryl absolutely fuck it up in the kitchen like she did such a good job

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

I just made $1200 in one slow week of work at the new job and I’m kinda losing my shit ngl it doesn’t feel real

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

Dude I’m a lil high and I walked up into me room and saw all my animals sleepin peacefully on my bed and just thought “my family :’)” to myself and it filled me with such peace and happiness

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

I almost just got really triggered bc I couldn’t find my good sleep shirt

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

stupid, stupid

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

cheese pizza is stupid

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

@LizzyDeFisher: chaos is a ladder

[Rach @_SassyRedhead_]

“ALEXA ADD CONVERSION THERAPY TO THE SHOPPING LIST”