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[han @_Schmucker]

how did I get so blessed with such a perfect baby

[han @_Schmucker]

If one more person asks me how I am today I’m gonna puke

[han @_Schmucker]

Idk how anyone can hurt their kids or just look at them and decide they don’t wanna be in their lives anymore bc not a day goes by that I don’t look at my son and think “I love him so damn much”

[han @_Schmucker]

My husband is so lucy to have me sometimes. I just came to bed and not only was his alarm not turned on for work in the morning, his phone was also at 4% 💀

[han @_Schmucker]

one of my favorite sounds is hearing the slapping of my son’s feet as he runs to me and then the immediate “mama!” when he sees me after I’ve been gone for a few hours 🥰

[han @_Schmucker]

One thing I miss about school is that I could just not go one day if I didn’t feel like it. I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow when I’m a sad pos who wants to rot in bed all day but instead I have to go put on a happy face for my clients.

[han @_Schmucker]

Born to listen to the Hot Mulligan album all day, forced to work in a salon where we listen to anything but emo music all day

[han @_Schmucker]

Is it a calling card to not like who you are?

[REY @AOTY2024]

Air? salty
Door? rusty
Lost? in the memory
Changing? for the better
Wanting? was enough
Plans? cancelled
Meeting? behind the mall
You? never mine
Living? for the hope of it all

[han @_Schmucker]

My sleep schedule is so fucked

[han @_Schmucker]

@sussyD_ I saw him at Halloween! lol

[han @_Schmucker]

I know every baby is different but I swear mine is the only one I know that is nowhere near the 99th percentile for weight. I know he’s proportionate and healthy and getting enough to eat but it’s just crazy how small he is

[han @_Schmucker]

Sometimes I think about how my husband almost went to a comedy show (that you had to turn your phone off for) two days before my due date bc “it’ll be fine” and that was the day I ended up going into labor

[han @_Schmucker]

Michael had me shave his face for the first time in probably almost 8 years so now I keep making jokes all night about how there’s a strange man in my house and the babies are probably wondering where their dad went bc I’m obnoxious

[han @_Schmucker]

I wanna go to sleep but my stomach hurts

[han @_Schmucker]

I should really try to sleep but when I don’t have any distractions my mind thinks too much and it’s no good

[han @_Schmucker]

Hard to pick but probably Maroon

[clara⸆⸉ 𝜗𝜚 @clarabowwho]

bad luck in 2025 or claim your fav track off midnights ⭐️

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

I love when kids have these unorthodox wants 😭😭😭

[han @_Schmucker]

@sussyD_ I don’t try to understand Felicia lol

[han @_Schmucker]

I only have like 2 friends that I have been friends with for years and yet my mom still can’t spell their name’s right