Gus Garrison

“If there is no enemy within, the enemy outside can do us no harm.”

[Department of State @StateDept]

Welcome to the Volunteer State.

The United States of America is the most beautiful country in the world, and we’re happy you’re visiting.

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

A German visiting Auburn, Alabama, to watch Lionel Messi and Argentina play Iceland stopped at a Buc-ee's and ate brisket sandwiches on a stack of deer feeder corn.

A sentence never before uttered in all of human history.

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

Illegals were getting 2% interest rate covid FHA mortgages with 0 down payment backed by the US Government.

Thats why we cant afford a fucking house.

[👌 @JtToJaybee]

Literally why is hart going after the ball here

[Catherine @catherine_6907]

When this happens you know you're gaining traction, keep it up 👍🏽

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

It’s hard to comprehend some of these numbers until you actually break it down.

$434,000 PER HOUR😳

[chov @jonbonchoyv]

you cannot call baseball games in the year of our lord and not know who pablo sanchez is thats a fireable offense

[The House that Kami Built @KamitronPTW]

I’m sorry all the psyops to make people hate him failed badly. He’s cool as fuck, cares about the game, isn’t an asshole off the court, and does cool mob boss shit like tell his vet bench warmers to hard foul players

He’s 1 of 1 and I couldn’t care less what contrarians say

[Gus Garrison @_Schoolboy_G]

So fucking beautiful, WEMBY IS GOAT

[Scott Raines @scotthraines]

I’ve done this drive maybe 20 times, and used to think this very thing. Around the 6th time I was driving north of Oakley Kansas and saw the setting of the sun against the rising of the moon at dusk and was overwhelmed by the beauty. I thought of this line from Blood Meridian (of all things):

“The jagged mountains were pure blue in the dawn and everywhere birds twittered and the sun when it rose caught the moon in the west so that they lay opposed to each other across the earth, the sun whitehot and the moon a pale replica, as if they were the ends of a common bore beyond whose terminal burned worlds past all reckoning”

I’ve since come to realize that there is not a speck of dust on this earth that is not glorious and beautiful, and that all things denote there is a God in heaven.

[𝒆𝒏𝒙𝒄𝒉 @EN0CX]

Bro was really 16, accidentally invented a whole new music genre, and then just disappeared.

[Gus Garrison @_Schoolboy_G]

My goat

[Gus Garrison @_Schoolboy_G]

Ball

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

It is possibly the most right wing children's movie of the last 25 years. Just this sequence alone is a better celebration of masculine energy and drive than anything Disney has released in recent memory.

[Gus Garrison @_Schoolboy_G]

Shit just makes you wonder what the fuck is the guy on the mound thinking lol threw a cookie to Jose

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

Here’s another ludicrous clip of Jose Canseco hitting a baseball so hard you’d swear it couldn’t possibly be round anymore

The strength, the quickness, the abject violence… I’m pretty sure nobody swung the bat as hard as he did & it’s just nuts to watch

[Danny Vietti @DannyVietti]

The mere fact that fans can go watch a baseball get blasted straight into a brick building that's been standing in the middle of the city since before World War I is so sick.

No other sport like it.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

The Left wants you to believe none of this ever happened

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

The Epstein files are so bad that they gave us a war in the Middle East, $5 gas, hantavirus outbreak, and aliens just to keep us distracted from it

Let that sink in.

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

Massachusetts has some of the strictest gun laws in the country and i’m supposed to believe this guy just walks out of a psyche ward and magically finds a fully kitted multi thousand dollar AR15 that he’s clearly never shot before. Sure.

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>Be Jeremy Clarkson
>Spend decades mocking the nanny state and bureaucracy on TV
>Buys a farm and actually works it
>Realize the government is destroying the working class and the food supply
>Expose the insane government bureaucracy destroying British farmers
>Becomes the face of the british farmers
>Opportunity to become the modern-day Cincinnatus leaving the plow to save the Empire if he wants too
>The Leader Britain actually needs

His genius generates gravity, he might be able to save the UK.