Scott Keith

The living embodiment of the noise dads make when they sit down after a long day

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

@AXS_UK Im still waiting on a refund for my Childish Gambino tickets, email was received about the cancellation on the 8th October, now over three weeks later still no refund. Who do I contact about this?

[James Dyer @jamescdyer]

.@iamjohnoliver on point as ever. #LastWeekTonight

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

Imagine a Rocky-style montage, but it's just me making a Ramos Gin Fizz on a dead Christmas Eve shift.

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

In the words of Ghandi, run the track

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

@ItsHomeAlone I tell you every single time to play some ABBA... I finally feel seen.

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

Inadvertently came up with the best marketing line for Ovaltine. So good it literally had Scott on the floor of Co-op. But this shit isn't free so hit me up lads; let's take this global 🌎

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

When you think about it, James from Busted wouldn't be rushed off his feet looking for Gordon Street today.
Quick Google maps of 'Gordon Street', wedding successfully crashed, back home in time for Corrie, job done.

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

@MRobertandsons Uncanny

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

I got called a cheese baguette by a customer at work today. You get zero context for this.

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

@ItsHomeAlone Can confirm; surprised the butter for the dinner rolls haven't melted as yet

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

@ItsHomeAlone I think the statute of limitations has passed, Scott.

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

Just catching up on last decade's Fame Academy; Lemar was robbed...

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

@ItsHomeAlone @RolloverHotDogs @doulliusCaesar @MRobertandsons @kirstymcp Rollovers are the GOAT of the hot dog game, but there's something that hits different about the cinema ones; the ones you'll find in supermarkets and corners shops don't hit the same. Like a McDonald's coke, they're just better

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

Turns out cinema screenings need gadgies doing pushups mid movie to really bring it all together; who knew?

Icing on the cake...
One armed pushups.
Cursed. Just cursed.

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

Will I need to see any other Barbie films before swing this one? Want to be caught up on any official lore

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

@KISSFresh this @ItsHomeAlone mix is 🔥🔥, and he's got a voice for radio... Just saying

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

Best sequel since Toy Story 2

[Siberia Bar & Hotel @SiberiaAberdeen]

Back once again it's the renegade masters!

The reaction to our "We Didn't Start the Fire" video was so so positive (we hit over 50k views on here alone) that we had to add a few more names to the list.

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

Alexa, play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song

[Siberia Bar & Hotel @SiberiaAberdeen]

Heads up; McPhee tried to take the Cavern sign down outside the doughnut shop, he got it down only to reveal another Cavern sign. Comedy gold.

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

The sheer amount of neon feathers littering the streets of Edinburgh right now is impressive...

[Scott Keith @_Scotacon_]

@Fraz___ George Merchant?