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Oh. Oh no! I'm becoming...yes, I'm becoming evil! Oh no!!!! *Laughs like me*

Any Pronouns

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@godismid @soup_gun I love curry too!!!!

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@soup_gun Put it in your stove and it gets colder :(

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@soup_gun No Warhammer :(

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I'll finally know I've made it when I buy a soda cup for water, just to not deal with the tiny water cups

[Shvya @Sunderguilt]

Paintings I made this week

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@godismid GOTTEN them

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Just smiled at a dog and it smiled back. Nice

I don't like that my dreams give me iron deficiency. Feels like they're cheating a way to render less dream

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At what point in final fantasy XV was it necessary to have Florence+ the machine cover stand by me

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@soup_gun this guy's defending thneeds. kpop stans, get him

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idk whats happening in star wars. but i know i like plo koon. no one make a pun about this or turn this silly. let's all just reflect on plo koon

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@godismid listen i don't want to take away from your moment by offering logical solutions but maybe just...fire your dad into space?

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Missed connection: I was the long haired guy wearing earrings at the MBTA stop.

You were the lumbering ghoul who moaned for days gone by. Someone mistook you for a zombie and screamed "don't eat my brains!" We shared a knowing glance as you ate her brain on principle.

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This post speaks to me. I fight every big snake I see. Even if it's just chilling

[BAKER @FUCKYOUBAKER]

THE FROG AND THE SNAKE

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@quentin27_0 @Mick19988 They can be battle line if you take vulkan as your warlord.

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Man, that's nonsense. You can't just change words in things

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What? No, dude, I'm not gonna "seize" her salad. That's her salad that she presumably worked hard for.

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@soup_gun strong take, and then you got cold feet at the end

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@soup_gun I understand your perspective, but from my viewpoint, you could not be more incorrect. The fallacy of your argument lies, I think, in forgetting what beavers chew for: Dam. Dam is life itself for beavers.

Hamsters aint chewin for nothin but love of the game