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[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

I've recreated a masterpiece

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

@Metrorailinfo

[Danny Armstrong @DArmstrong44]

Blink-182 fans seeing Mark, Tom and Travis back together at Coachella:

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

@tefIoncon Can I help you lol

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

got a friend request on bereal from someone named leslie with a username i didn't recognize so i texted both of the leslies i know and said is this you and they both said yes. so.

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

You know know how women get drunk and hangout with other women in the restroom?

My idea? A bar that looks like a women’s restroom.

And the bathroom? Looks like a bar.

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

Don’t mind me, just starting a Shark Tank thread where I put my ideas.

A baby taser you strap on your arm under a sweater that shocks other peoples arm so you can have the armrests at movie theaters and airplanes. May call it “Unarmed”

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

nvm about the name

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Please help us spread the word. We WONT SPEND A NICKEL ON MARKETING. WE COMPLETELY RELY ON WORD OF MOUTH This allows us to price at such low prices. So all help is welcome from everyone and anyone !

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

Whose cousin is having a quince soon lemme come thru

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

ToeFlop hasn’t graffitied in a while.. I’m starting to get worried :-/

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

Most days hard for me to accept that people care about me and genuinely like spending time with me. But on the days I can accept it, I am very overwhelmed with gratitude lol

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

Me in therapy: it all started in 4th grade when my grandma made me watch The Passion of the Christ

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

How dark is my humor?

3 ladies came to our table and told us they work for suicide prevention and let me know there’s a chapter in Houston lol

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

Me 25 min into a conversation with the new girl at work: “So yeah… that’s the story of how I got roofied that one time. Anyway.. glad your first week is going well.”

[Grant Stern  @grantstern]

One day, the greatest poet in Ukraine will write about this exchange, and perhaps, it will become their new national anthem.

🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

https://t.co/Kj44odGpra

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

5 year streak is over. We had a good run.

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

The Bengals are going to win this year

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

The Bengals are going to win this year

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

This makes 5 years in a row. See y’all next year

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

I accidentally replied all to my entire company

When does it end

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Become ungovernable

[les🌙 @_ScottsTot_]

Today I went across the street from my office for lunch. When I was walking towards the sidewalk some guy honked at me and I thought he was telling me to cross the street faster, so I made a point to stop and flick him off.

It was my boss just saying hi. 🙂