Sean

[Sean @_SeanAstley_]

Someone please sell me some oasis heaton park tickets

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Completely untrue to say the Chelsea players have given up tonight, that obviously happened several weeks ago.

[Sean @_SeanAstley_]

@SneakerDealsGB M

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Frank. Loan the fucking lot of them to Burton Albion and Yeovil Town. We are utter utter shit

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Khan you fucktard. This arrangement doesn’t work

[. @Beatdown414]

Once again, no update on the giant lasagne being made at Wembley?

What is even the point of these speeches
#BorisSpeech

[Paul Arthurs. @BoneheadsPage]

GET THE FUCKIN BAND BACK

[Sean @_SeanAstley_]

@AdamPountain Clubland will never die

[Sean @_SeanAstley_]

Blackpool, the Vegas of the North

[charlie @charliemarsh16]

People think Ibiza is the holy grail of places to go🙃 could think of a million and 1 places I’d rather go first

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

Turns out “Clap for Carers” is Not Actually a plan to give Nurses a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Frankly Livid about this.

[Captain Kidd @kidd__kong78]

They should be solving crimes not out partying.

[adm @AdamPountain]

Swarmz is moving mad

[mafia ☆ boy @levicarter]

yea u look good but are u funny tho

[Joe Hunter @joehunterrr]

Lads,we have another one😂😂😂

[Rrrrr @rrrrogan]

Nobody and I mean absolutely nobody gives a fuck about your 30 day song challenge.

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

@darrentill2 all fanny no queef said it from start daz let this be lesson learnt not to fuck is about. see ya down local in couple month

[Reverend&TheMakers @Reverend_Makers]

We’ve got to counter this “let’s do live aid for the NHS” narrative

Let’s all pay our taxes.
Let’s tax billionaires to fuck.
Lets tax Amazon to fuck.

Let’s actually spend this money on doctors, nurses and equipment rather than nuclear subs and painting Buckingham palace

[Sean @_SeanAstley_]

@bracken_98 You can do all of these things anyway?