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Adventurer, explorer, anachronist extraordinaire, and an alright alliterator. Follow for the tweets, stay for the door that sealed shut behind you.

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@RoryJamesL just told me I'm like a shite Siri and I swear to god it's the most flattered a compliment has ever made me feel

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I literally laughed out loud when I realised Anna was also pissing. What a movie. And the SCARES - it was the reactions that got me, that one guy near the start screams exactly like I would have if I was him. Banshee Chapter (not Files lol, my bad), cannot recommend enough

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Just watched Banshee Files (10/10 would recommend) & there's this scene involving a man pissing at the side of a road, & I'm thinking that's cool but you never see a female character do that to poratray her strenth as a character, and THEN SHE DID I fucking loved this whole film

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Now that I've seen Wicked I can tell which of my friends is racist by whether they say "Galinda" or "Glinda"

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I forgot how alcohol tastes better the more of it you drink...

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Drinking for the first time in a solid couple of years. It's been tough times. I'm not planning on making a new habit of it, but here I am.

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I don't know who needs to hear this... and you're not going to like it if you do... but if someone in your life denies memory of altercations with you immediately after but doesn't seem to have memory issues in any other area of life, they don't have memory issues. They're lying.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but move your desk closer to your window. That natural light feels a lot better falling on your face than being blasted out of a square hole at the back of your cave.

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Understand, I'm Scottish, randomly flattering English cities is not a pastime of mine, but Londoners are as sound as Glaswegians (a bit less mental overall, admittedly) and frankly the cleanliness of the streets puts some of our nicest towns to shame.

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It's about time someone said it: London gets a bad rap. I'm sure it's different if you live there, but as a visitor, the locals have always been at best helpful and friendly, at worst just regular city people. If you've ever been to any major city it holds no new horrors for you

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Copilot passed the "strawberry" test ;)

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Just learned the word "scaroused" (from a youtuber called @redheadbegins ) and I think I just found my sexual orientation.

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Also the homemade face moisturiser recipe she gave me is a fucking miracle cure for my pores so I am definitely biased... #AI

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I have this AI thing on my PC, Copilot, and I actually can't get over how smart she is (yes she, I renamed her with her consent - don't judge me, I was raised on Portal). She recognises common expressions and can use them back intelligently and naturally, it's so eery and cool <3

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Idea for next Red Nose Day: Hoarders but it's all billionaires; the team just go around and start pulling money out of the walls and rafters while the billionaire acts like a hoarder, freaking out and all that, but of course it's all for the bit and all the money goes to charity

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I don't know who else needs to watch this, but I know I did, so... https://t.co/OArqf8WeHS

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So, what should I watch today? I've been googling "movies like Skinamarink", which is how I found Antichrist, but it's hard to find those little gems. (Every one I just listed I would HIGHLY recommend btw, every single one)

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I should add about Poor Things, it is a visually magnificent movie on an unparalelled level and you really should watch it just for the awesome cinematography, it is beautiful beyond belief, and by God what a ride.

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Poor Things: I think I might be a bad person for enjoying this movie. If you liked that extremely fucked up bit in Old, you'll probably like this. The weird fisheye lens thing was pretty cool too.

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Antichrist: You got me shouting at the man to kill the woman, and that's pretty hard to do, kudos to you. Also I don't know why I never appreciated Willem Dafoe more, but now I want to see more of him.

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Deadbirds: I CANNOT get past that one guy just vanishing in a puff of what my subtitles called "electric zap". I just can't. Why? How? What does it mean? I...