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@sunny_hundal Hinduism is third largest (1.20 bn followers) religion on earth with zero record of terrorism.

★Let that sink in★

And mind it next time!

[indic mawnteé @indicmawntee]

this is how lowerclass Nong chinese people have to buy eggs to survive

meanwhile upperclass Shi people can use home delivery services

[Arun Pudur @arunpudur]

‼️Chinese love their cow dung soup.

Lower Caste Chinese (95% of the population) can't afford expensive food like the upper Caste Xi.

This is why China is living in 2050.

[Mr Tiwaree ™ 🚨 @MrTiwaree]

I'm loving her swollen face so much

This girl used to say "Bhagwan Ram Ji" (never Shri Ram).

Now reality has hit Abdul properly beat the sense into her. Don't do Hindu-Muslim love, friends...

Exactly how sense arrives along with suitcase and fridge too..

Jai Shree Ram❤️

[Nattha @theFirstHandle]

तुम्हारे अब्बू विक्टोरिया कॉलेज में नौकरी करते थे, बाद में फ़िल्मी गाने लिखने लगे.
इफ़्तिख़ार हुसैन, तुम्हारे दादा अंग्रेजों से "खान बहादुर" का तमगा लिए बैठे थे.
अब्दुल हक़, तुम्हारे परदादा शम्स-उल उलेमा थे, जिनको फतवे निकालने से फुर्सत न मिली.

खून कब और किसने बहा दिया भाई?

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

देशवासियों, वोट देते वक़्त सोचना। अगर मोदी जी दोबारा आ गए तो अमित शाह गृह मंत्री होंगे। जिस देश का गृह मंत्री अमित शाह हो, उस देश का क्या होगा, ये सोच के वोट डालना।

[desi mojito @desimojito]

Binoy’s wife : I am pregnant
Binoy : But Desi Mojito toh gay hai

[maithun @Being_Humor]

Just because you’re a woman? Shame on @ArvindKejriwal for demeaning women of India like this. Disgusting.

Cc: @DrKumarVishwas @RubikaLiyaquat

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This is how your thoughts look like in a time lapse video. Neurons connecting other neurons.

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@priyankagandhi giving #NYAY to her supporters.😂

@TajinderBagga

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@iMac_too 😂😂

[Shruti ✨ @shruttitandon]

Rejected a marriage proposal because the boy is #Congress supporter. 😂 Abh Shaadi k liye ye criteria bhi hai!!! #StillSingle #AayegaToModiHi

[Aabhas Maldahiyar 🇮🇳 @Aabhas24]

@kunalkamra88 Kunal,I hadn’t voted for Modi in ‘14 b’coz then I was as fool as you are today.But realisations transformed me & my vote went to NaMo this time.I documented my journey of transformation in a book called #ModiAgain .My book is changing many, u may try. Link https://t.co/BodPIvYJeC

[Dr Kumar Vishvas @DrKumarVishwas]

विधायक जनता की भावनाओं का प्रतिनिधि होता है ! जनता की भावनाओं व इच्छाओं की सूचना मुख्यमंत्री तक पहुँचाना विधायक का नैतिक-धर्म है ! किंतु सूचनाएँ मौखिक व लिखित रूप से दी जानी चाहिएँ ! जनभावनाओं की शारीरिक अभिवक्ति उचित नहीं है 🙏🇮🇳

[Vivek Ranjan Agnihotri @vivekagnihotri]

@kunalkamra88 Look at ‘Kunal Kamra’.

I can’t be more abusive than this.

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So @yadavakhilesh has announced Zazia tax.

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#HappyPappuDay

@Being_Humor

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

Point

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😜🤣पहचान कौन😜🤣

@Being_Humor

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@JhaSanjay She has a white a** too!

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What makes the #ASAT incredible is the attempts made to master the technology:

1) Russia: 2 times
2) USA: 3 times
3) China: 6 times
4) India: maiden attempt (bingo!)