𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜

Iron sharpens iron 💯 Astros ⚾ Rockets 🏀 Cowboys 🏈 Canes 🏒 Aggies 👍🏼

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

2017: #EarnHistory
2018: #NeverSettle
2019: #TakeItBack
2020: #ForTheH
2021: #ForTheH (again)
2022: #LevelUp
2023: #Ready2Reign
2024: #Relentless
2025: #BuiltForThis
2026: #ChaseTheFight
Today: #WeAreHistory

Full circle #Astros

[Houston Astros @astros]

FINAL: Braves 6, #Astros 3.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

Wanna see a dead body?

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Midlife Mark Ruffalo is not handling the Paramount merger well. Now in his late-stage Ted Kaczynsky era, he’s peddling election denier tinfoil conspiracy theories about Elon Musk & satellites. We should pass voter ID to ease his fears before he starts mailing out IEDs.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

So if Astros fans buy into the "back of the baseball card" mentality, Joe is the guy 🤔

That same mentality that brought us duds like Jose Abreu, Christian Walker and Dalton Varsho when pitching was critical

That same mentality is also why the win column steadily declines

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Socialism is when losers make winning illegal.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

@chuckssportsbar @Chandler_Rome @mlbtraderumors You better be right

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

@Chandler_Rome @CodyStavenhagen I will miss you

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

Hunter Brown ends the season with a flow of Astros fan tears that causes major street flooding inside and outside the loop

Hunter Drown

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

Hunter Brown breaks the hearts of Astros fans and makes us all very very sad

Hunter Frown

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

Hunter Brown breaks the hearts of Astros fans and makes us all very very sad

Hunter Frown

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

@ThatNastyTexan Bro I know

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

Joe Espada's actions as a manager parallel to those of a gambling addict

He makes the same choices resulting in poor outcomes over and over again

He tells the media daily "well it didn't work out this time but I have faith it will next time"

This is degenerate gambler speak

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

@mkmontgo You can say the same of most gamblers though. They wake up the night after a horrible loss with an unrealistic optimism that it couldn't happen again that day. Joe in a nutshell

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

Only one man can call an #Astros clubhouse meeting and right the ship

Not all heros wear capes. This one translates

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

@smittyagin You have so little faith in me. 101-61 I assure you

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

Astros should do the same today. In the interim they can make Altuve the hitting/base running coach and let Strom handle pitching

[MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors]

Mariners Dismiss Four Coaches https://t.co/4HV2jFFwDn

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

@BaseballWRLD_ Yeah we are kinda phoning it in

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

@smittyagin Trying to coach the Astros via Twitter. The usual

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

@droflig That was my favorite part to add

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

@astros That's Budweiser. Just to clarify

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

@DanClarkSports @astros Idk about clinched. More held gingerly