Next time someone makes fun of me for having a Samsung, I'm gonna remind them that a BMW rolled over my phone on accident and nothing happened to it at all.
iPhone could never....
I can't believe I finally found someone who makes me feel worthy and happy.
He is always telling me, "how did I get so lucky?". no sir, HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?
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My aunt was upset at me because I forgot to sweep the stairs one day before work. Her way of having me apologize is I can either sleep on the couch for a week or buy her a $35 Starbucks gift card so she can have a coffee a day for a week.
I hate it here.
I just saw a girl on my snap post, "Happy Friday, it's gonna be an eventful 4th of July".
I'm sorry, did I sleep through Thursday? But also, 4th of July is on Saturday. Am I missing something?