Rules for dating a rancher's daughter.
1) Don't pull up and honk. You're not that cool and she's not that desperate. She'll open the door when you knock.
2) She's spent lots of long days doing boring things. Don't bore her on a date.
3) She's tougher than you. Don't whine. Ever.
Two ranch kids sat behind me in Cowboy Church today. Their names were “Bronc” and “Spur” and they were wilddd. Probably kindergarten and both shook my hand called me ma’am. That’s all I want