ShitKevinSays

Its all fun and games until kevin gets turnt

KEVI 2 TURNT. STAIRWAY TO KEVIN. AK FORTY KEVIN.

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..... Stay tuned... The shit I say will be relevant soon.

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The bitch is on the period #blowjobweek

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Just a handjob? Doesn't lead to nothin else? No just go to bed.

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You have permission to put your dick in between her buttcheeks.

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No naps in the sex chair

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WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUR PUSSY LOOK LIKE AN ARBY'S SANDWHICH?!

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You have ginger balls?

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Maybe you're drunk! There's two zz's in pizza!

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Come on, take the selfie. I know you want to.

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Rock Hard Devil Dicks.

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Take me to Maury! I am the child!

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Try your best! Im rich bitch!

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You see that brown piece of shit over there...?

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Cheers to hard dicks.

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"His baby blues are so good I wanna lick them." - some chick "Yeah they're just like ice cream." - Kevin

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Straight from California made by Asians hashtag my jeans #myjeans

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You missed the first 24 pack when we were pooling earlier , that's p-u-l-l-i-n-g

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These blue eyes and big dick get me in trouble