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If one is too smart for their own good, they're kinda stupid.
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It could be possible that color looks different to everyone, we just don’t know because we can’t see what vision is like for others.
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Dunking cookies in milk is like training for biscotti in coffee.
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Sneaky as it is, considering the fact that in most of the developed world people consume too many calories and obesity is a widespread issue... Shrinkflation might be a good thing overall.
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A "welfare check" may be really good news or really bad news
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Random thought: just like people (not me) think people under 35 are underripe to be president, I think people 70 year old or older are overripe.
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Maybe life really is just like a movie…one may just happen to be stuck in the first act
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In the far future, the 5th dimension will be treated like space is today.
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Living for the weekend only leads to sadder days.
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An accent isn’t developed from a language, more from translating that language to English
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Bullcrap is the only card game that changes its name when you get older
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It's weird that most dragons in fantasy fiction don't roast their food, even though it would be both easy and healthy.
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Touching peoples genitals for money is illegal, unless you're a healthcare professional then it can be a part of the job description.
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If ads would advertise products that actually increase quality of life instead of pure sh*t we would probably be totally fine with all the ads around us
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Technically all quadrupeds are just giant armpits/crotches depended on if their limbs are considered arms or legs.
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I’m Norse mythology, Ragnarok is seen as a bad thing yet in the 2 biggest depictions of it (Thor: Ragnarok and God of War Ragnarok) it’s seen as a good thing the main heros want to happen
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Can you lab grow your own meat at home ? Like take a plug of meat out of your own ass then culture meat from yourself? Make Soylent green from your dead relatives and so on . I need facts.
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Are we the “uncontaced tribe” in a galactic empire?
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a portion of reinaissance art is just socially acceptable hentai
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Phobias are basically brain allergies
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