Just saw an ad for a Disney Channel movie & I thought “Wow, they’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel, I don’t know any of these people!” Well yes. You are 27.
They announced that fentanyl has been found in marijuana in 10 different states and someone really said “damn we really can’t have any kind of lettuce” 😭😭😭😭
HR proudly announced that no overtime would ever be approved again. "If your work isn't finished by 5 p.m., that's a planning problem." A month later, payroll missed 600 employee salaries because the only accountant who stayed late had started leaving exactly at 5:00.....
White girl at the gym just shot her shot at a black guy , telling him he was hot & asked for his socials.
He responded saying “you’re a gorgeous girl, but I don’t wanna waste your time, I want black kids”
Me: 🤯
Remember when teachers used to take us to the library and librarians taught us how to conduct proper research? We’d then be assigned a topic and expected to consult at least three books before writing a report. We need to bring that back and keep tablets out of classrooms.
If your girl looks better without you (as in before you, after you, or when she’s not around you) than it means you and you alone are the drain on her beauty and spirit.