Heather

Nap enthusiast.

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

USA!!! 🇺🇸 Let’s gooooo!!!! @SStricklandMMA

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

Took my birthday off Facebook so I didn’t have to socialize with people. Follow me for more introvert life hacks 😅

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

Woke up today one year older and acne worse than I’ve ever had. This is 33 🙄😅😭

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

It’s 2026, I should be able to claim my dogs as dependents on my taxes.

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

Just got ass raped by Uncle Sam #TaxSeason 🙄🤮🤬🖕🏼

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

Someone definitely snuck a cat into the hotel room we are staying in previously. 🤧

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

My 5 day long migraine has FINALLY broke 💃🏻🥹🙏🏼🥳

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

I wonder if the other monkeys know that everyone is only there to see punch 😅

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

A monkey named Punch taking over the internet was not on my 2026 bingo card. 🥹😍

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

Please stop playing in everyone’s face. Everybody sees a hippo. 😂

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

Do you see a DOG or a CAT??

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

I legit just learned on Tik Tok that Australians call sprinkles “hundreds and thousands” 👀🤯🫨😂

[Caleb Williams @CALEBcsw]

❄️🦸🏽‍♂️.
#DABEARS

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

The Chargers did not lose to the Texans.. the Chargers lost to the Chargers because wtf was that…

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

Not sure I will ever understand the hype with Stanley tumblrs. 🤔

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

Watching this game knowing you started Herbert in the championship for Fantasy Football is fucking brutal 🙄😅

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

ALMOST started Dart over Herbert this week in fantasy football playoffs. 😅 Thank goodness I didn’t, I would have been livid.

Herbert: 30.2 points
Dart: 0.02 points 👀

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

I love you @AsapPuka

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

Veterans Day will always be so special to me. It takes a strong person to sacrifice their life for our freedom. The long deployments missing my parents and hoping they come home safe. My true heroes. 💙🇺🇸🦅

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

God Bless the U.S.A by Lee Greenwood will always give me goosebumps

[Heather @_SimplyHeather_]

It should be illegal how easy it is to gain weight but how hard it is to lose weight. 🙄