🐥 I told him not to joke around during “NORMAL” and then he lectured me for like 3 hours when we drank that night
🐥 He was all like, “You took away my one joy”
🐿️ “Who do you think you are...?”
🐥 He was like, “I mean, you're right, but I'm still upset”
🐹 That's why I stopped doing it!
🐥 Right
🐹 Right
🐨 Don't say things that are right. It can hurt feelings
🐹 Exactly. Why would you say something right?
it’s funny they’re same soul in different bodies (look at them hitting the same pose) but one stitches his shirt to the pants and the other dresses like a hoe
💬 What’s the secret to your broad shoulders?
🐹 The secret to my shoulders?
🐹 Ah, this…
🐹 It’s a secret, but should I tell you especially?
🐹 If you want to build Pacific-sized shoulders, eat tuna from the Pacific Ocean! 😂
🐹 ???
🐹 Not funny?
🐹 I’m sorry 😂