Jeffrey Gomez

Conserve water

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

I just remembered when I worked at the animal shelter I named a litter of kittens after rappers, Chance, J.Cole, Kendrick, etc. Some one out there has a cat whose birth name is Diddy. My b

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

Accidentally clicking into my siblings Netflix profile feels like I'm invading their privacy

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

@nellielaroys In case you were wondering they are driving a Ford

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

Waking up alarmless regardless of what time you went to bed is probably the thing I hate the most about being an adult

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

Billions of dollars have been spent trying and failing to achieve something I do every morning with a smartphone and a train

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

I had it, hasn't gotten any better but feel free to reach out anyway

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

Dont talk to me until ive had my cognitive development

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

@saladboiandy Damn

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

Honestly, worst time in history to be named Jeffrey

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

@choptsy For those wondering the concern was real.

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

I donate my blood but the hospital charged my moms blood transfusion for 2.5k? Fuck our healthcare system.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING NEWS: The New York Times has just reported on Congressional members trading during the banking crisis.

They showed how members traded during the crisis, while the public worried.

Here is the list of members highlighted:

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

Saw a 5th wheel trailer on someone's property being rented for 1500 +utilities a month on FB marketplace. Shits getting wild in Sonoma county.

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

Just learned my dad used to send my mom telegraph messages from the US to Mexico in the late 80s cuz mail took a month and calls were 1 dollar a minute my perception of time just shifted drastically.

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

Imagine if everyone cancelled all their streaming services for a month

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

Sometimes I think about my 3rd grade reading buddy I had in kindergarten. I was like damn that's a real ass adult he can read. I've run into him and he always seems to really care how Im doing and always has encouraging words, s/o the homie nothing but blessings to you 🙏🏽

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

The best #FIFAWorldCup Final ever.

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

If only Mexico had a striker who could finish and score more consistently

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

OCHOAAAAAAA

[Jeffrey Gomez @_SlowLaneJeff_]

I need a secretary for my life. I know I promised someone I'd do something tomorrow but I don't remember who I promised what.