Purrtrick Mahomes

mike florio doesn't like me. so you probably will.

if you farted every fart you've ever farted all at once, you would actually propel yourself into space

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@priceacarter Yesterday

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@fantasysmyth

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Welcome to Kansas City

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Schultz: Hollywood Brown waived by the Eagles.

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9 got wheelz

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@BrettKollmann

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Does Cam Skattebo not have a neck? Am I the only one who sees this shit?

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Shut the fuck up, I know he's not the greatest coach ever, I said it's a movie.

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.@KirkHerbstreit "[Jim Harbaugh] looked a lot younger then (3 years ago)."

Yeah he's aged like a decade this fall

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I think we should write a movie...

Jim Harbaugh is the greatest coach ever, but every loss ages him a year.

He's coaching for his own life.

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@NFLFantasy

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@FFMikeKash I tried to offer the 2.12 this year for him and was rebuffed in a 6pt pass td dynasty league.

I think he'd hit accept now 🤣🤣

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@loebsleads What if there's no storm at all... and you're hallucinating because you ate that braised short rib Starbucks sandwich...

In fact, it's Wednesday. There's no football tonight.

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@MikeGarafolo

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After you trade away all but your 3rd round pick in 2027 and acquiring some new pieces to go for your 3-peat in dynasty...

This shit better work out.

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@SleeperNFL BRIAN CUSHING

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@WatcherGuru "Iran is weeks away from the nuke"

"Bin Laden and Saddam are conspiring together"

"AI is going to kill us all"

"AI is compromised by China"

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@PolymarketMoney

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I've got a dynasty with McBride AND Likely

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Isaiah Likely this season:

✅ Career high in Targets
✅ Career high in Receptions
✅ Career high in Touchdowns

There’s still two months left.