Wagoodies 😆

🌚🍁🌝

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

Naendanga kusota, pesa inakuja out of nowhere 😭 Okay universe, I get it.

[✨Miss Terri ✨ @meechofalltrade]

The Bent Neck Lady being a foreshadowing of Nelly’s death was a plot twist that quite literally took my breath away.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I love my bed, I love lying down, if it were up to me I'd stay like this all day

[𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫 🐬 @prinwrld]

omg never considered the fact that animals can have dysfunctional families too

[jordan @wickskiller]

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

[Mwarii @thatgeminibloom]

Been staying with my sister and we yap when eating then clean up and have each quiet time before sleeping, sometimes even one will take the bedroom the other the living room, I just love how my need for silence is really really valued.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[hani @crucifynisis]

that one oomf whose sleep schedule progressively gets worse

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How it feels to cook in the kitchen with one other person

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Ukipanda bamboo kwa boma after 7 years itabidi muhame ibaki ikioccupy. 💀

[Jena💗 @debzzzyy]

my parents were in their bag when they were naming me

[Miles @C139999]

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

[somebody's son @theMunzhub]

The mpesa messages after a bender are enough to make a grown man faint

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

sober?in this economy?

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me realizing my coworkers have genuinely settled for this life (i need to escape this job and lock in before i become them)

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me looking at the person who caught me talking to myself

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly. It's fucking over for all your other pants

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Ukiona tumekaa sana bila kuongea unanikumbusha, mambo imekua mingi

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i accidentally say "that's gay asf" in front of a gay person.

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

“fuck it we ball” (malnourished, heavy eye bags, dehydrated and on the verge of insanity)