soup time.

New Year’s resolution is probably just to get dumber,

[Covie @covie_93]

They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children.

[kaye @but_please_stay]

Dropout cast members as things to never say to someone who just came out

[soup time. @_SoupTime]

@elipokerips @CardPartyHQ Final trade was by far the coolest, what a nice move by all vendors too to not make it less valuable

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

US Defense official: Strike on the Iranian refinery wasn't conducted by the US or Israel, per Axios.

[Amerikanets 📉 @ripplebrain]

Scrolling through images of the world's most important oil production facilities getting hit by SRBMs and saying "oh bother" like the Winnie the Pooh over and over for hours

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

What the fuck

What The Fuck

WHAT THE FUCK

[۟ @gihungf]

I feel like we greatly misunderstood the original point of squid game

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

US declared war on Iran...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

I WAS WARNED. AND I STILL WASNT READY WTF I LAUGHED SO HARD HAHAHA

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: "Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump, per NPR"

[yoni soprano @legally_male]

God is punishing Massachusetts specifically.

[Tim @TheLastTroll]

Huge news

[misskatie @misskatiecs]

me in ct seeing 2 smokes and 4 flashes flying from A ramp

[soup time. @_SoupTime]

@PassionuaGG @Senzucs Hey so, just wanna point out the "Riffler" bit for you at the bottom 👉👉

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

lmfao no the fuck you are not

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI.

The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out rate on default settings in consumer tech is historically around 5%. So approximately 19 million cameras are now running AI pattern matching on anything that moves past your front door. Today the target is dogs. The same infrastructure already handles “Familiar Faces,” which builds biometric profiles of every person your camera sees, whether they know about it or not.

Ring settled with the FTC for $5.8 million after employees had unrestricted access to customers’ bedroom and bathroom footage for years. They’re now partnered with Flock Safety, which routes footage to local law enforcement. ICE has accessed Flock data through local police departments acting as intermediaries. Senator Markey’s investigation found Ring’s privacy protections only apply to device owners. If you’re a neighbor, a delivery driver, a passerby, you have no rights and no recourse.

This tells you everything about Amazon’s actual product. The customer paid for the camera. The customer pays the electricity. The customer pays the $3.99/month subscription. And Amazon gets a surveillance grid that would cost tens of billions to build from scratch, with an AI layer activated by default, and a law enforcement pipeline already connected.

They wrapped all of that in a lost puppy commercial because that’s the only version of this story anyone would willingly opt into.