Space Cucumber

Hyō | 24 | He/Them | Profile Picture drawn by: @

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A dog had to be rescued from a mountain after likely eating cannabis left on the trail

The dog, a black Labrador named Tokyo, has made a full recovery

[elsiestache ༻༺ @_LOVERiplier_]

receiving the notification “markiplier just upload: i made a mistake” and then opening it to see SPARKS FLYING AT THE SCREEN was a truly terrifying experience knowing the hospital counter is almost at a year

[just Girlie❤️ @etc_girlie]

I love to click “child” when I’m buying movie tickets

[MrCALiCO 🛸 @MrCALiC0]

I FOUND IT

[fox  @FoxRunTime]

i accidentally blasted through my ex's household's 1tb broadband limit without even trying - a limit they didn't know they even had

[Mohamed "TheFearMaster" Saad (Commissions open) @TFMsaad]

It is I, Dr. Mobius, transmitting from my dome-shaped... dome in the Forbidden Zone. A zone... that is, yes... forbidden to you

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

you can hear in my voice that I took that shit real personal

[🆆🅾🅽🅳🅴🆁🪏🪏🪏 @wonder3mporium]

I call it the wonderverse

[Maoist Landlord™️ @fleshsimulator]

This page is gonna have a rough day soon

[Failed Vessel 🍉 Comms open @FailedVessel67]

I just realized a thing that shows how good you are at world building is how well you can make up a slur for a fictional group of people without sounding corny.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Unfathomably cruel of him to do this. I'm so glad she landed safely.

[Real Post Folder @RealPostFolder]

>look up at the traffic poles
>you live in an open air prison

[𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𓃴 @madifawnzzz]

karen used to be a term reserved for people who harassed people minding their own business (and typically racism is involved) but now you see a woman rightfully scolding some jackass endangering the lives of the community and call her karen. it’s getting to a point

[autist @litteralyme0]

memes