This gave me the idea of writing a TOH smut fic where Luz and Amity or Vee and Masha or something are fucking so hard, so fast, so intense that they don’t just break the bed, they break the *Fourth Wall*
Just posted a very stupid raunchy comedy oneshot about The Long Lived King (haven’t read it yet though)
Amity’s debatably magical mommy milkers come to the rescue and fix Luz’s memory maladies.
https://t.co/9eks2pDDok
Started a new smut(-adjacent?) fic earlier. Lilith and Hooty come back to the Owl House so Hooty can reconnect with his birth house. Meanwhile, Eda hosts Raine and Camila over, the three get absolutely fucking plastered on apple blood and human booze, and they fuck like rabbits.
Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.
Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).
A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.
At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at https://t.co/cLu9I7M2wC
In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at https://t.co/arzrqInqJA
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
@qromnights And then they just abandon the yoga because they’re both too horny now and they just start fucking for real, first on the couch and then they take it to the bedroom
@qromnights Basic gist of the fic is Amity is practicing her yoga when Luz offers to help her on a difficult pose, but then the Blight Booty is too enticing and Luz grinds up on Amity under the guise of “testing how stable you are” while Amity tries to hold a Downward Dog or smth