Spit Man

I am the villain

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@DugguYadav13 @PunadiyaX yeah... it was fricking messed up bro, be careful

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@DugguYadav13 @PunadiyaX it was shot

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@JohnCogs5 You must of had quite the pie face when you realised your failure! Sorry for the joke, I just want to make light of the situation. I hope you haven't be harmed in anyway and you try again!

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@samwhello He's actually hanging out with me tonight... so....

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@samwhello Tell him to watch the Movie

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@samwhello This tweet was brought to you by the comedy minds of Ibrox Flat(New team)

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@houseboat122 They tell stories about heroes like you, never thought they were true. Till now

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@samwhello What a 9-5 does to a man

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@RealOficialRyan Died while writing that. And cried

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@samwhello This looks exactly like myself and my room. I fear for my safety

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@samwhello Hi everyone. Just wanted to report that this account is a fisher a account. Please do not interact in anyway with this account. They are trying to get a rise out of you! Ofc everyone knows the queen Mary Elizabeth Winstead!!

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@samwhello

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@samwhello no

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Someone stop this person

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Dam and they were just about to release Young Rock Vs Young Sheldon: the Brawn Vs the Brain. That would have rocked... SAD!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘YOUNG ROCK’ has been cancelled by NBC after 3 seasons.

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A Tech bro is goanna wear this while driving 100mph with star wars hyper space effect all around him and then smash into a wall and blow up

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@samwhello Expect Ricky Gervais. No clue what that crazy guys ganna say next. But I'll tell you this much.... You will be offended!!

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Can't believe these guys said this to each other

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Lady: You raped me

Guy: No. I did not

Lady: Yes you did

Guy: When?

Lady: I don’t remember

Guy: uh?

Lady: “Rape is sexy”

Guy: This is insane

Lady: I’m suing you to prove it

Guy: ok

NY Jury: He didn’t rape you

Guy: Thanks

NY Jury: Now pay her $5,000,000.00

Guy: WHAT!?

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Shout out to two real ones and 15 fakes

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@samwhello He's usually yellow so yeah that's cool