Squares

36. Dad to a 12 year old. Engineer. Vegetarian. Geek. Inappropriate/stupid humour enthusiast. Rum drinker. Runner/cyclist. Overthinker. I like cake. COYS.

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Look at how well I parked my van! 😂

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@JustCinders @MailOnline 👍🏻

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Saw a thing on Facebook about a Reindeer ornament in B&M. @JustCinders and I needed to know if it was true, so we went to find out...

We were not disappointed 😂

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@Jambeanie @JustCinders Thank you, nice lady 😪😆

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@JustCinders

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Hey twitter! I've not done this in a while but...

Come on England!
#ENG

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@tinker_hel_ @JustCinders 👋🏻

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@JustCinders @tinker_hel_ It was probably your fault anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@JustCinders @HungryKells I like using a twix finger 😋

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@JustCinders It's not from my childhood! It was a 29th birthday present from a mate 😂😂

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@JustCinders @tinker_hel_ How low down on the list are your children!?

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@win_confidante Thank you!

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@JustCinders Like you wouldn't shit yourself if you'd seen that 😂

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I've walked around a fair bit since getting here, always thinking I was being watched, so trying to not look like I was doing anything dodgy...
Now it's lighter I can clearly see that it's a mannequin 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

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Not the worst place for a sunrise... Especially when I'm being paid to be here 😁

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@Beccy_1988 Title to your autobiography? 🤐🤣

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Any takers?

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@JustCinders I won't need to say no to them... I'll be asleep!

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@JustCinders It's my day off, not yours!

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@BigFrenbyGeek @JustCinders Chocolate
Orange
Cheese.

Please tell her it's weird.