poking fun at how african americans don’t know their ancestors is a narrative conservatives probably should avoid, if attempting to shirk racism allegations. but. alas.
BREAKING: The French Olympic Committee apologized to American conservatives for featuring drag queens in the opening ceremony, and said the closing ceremony will feature couches and dolphins because US conservatives are into those.
I overheard a friend tell his mom today.
"If your state ranks 47th in education, maybe you should require schools to post the ABCs instead of the 10 commandments."
ok listen… I don’t want this experience taken away from an adorable little kid, but…
the money I would pay to see Jason up there kneeling on the edge of the stage smiling and then taylor puts the hat on his head and gives him a high five