Steve 😎

Tweets may not be used against me in job interviews

[Steve 😎 @_SteveBoss]

Just spilled soup on myself. Call that a soupsie daisy

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

When they keep doing this salute, just believe them. https://t.co/GosnAuoXwu

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

I am tired of being Canada’s Super Bowl. This is the one game a year they always have circled on their schedule. While we're focused on winning Stanley Cups, they only care about beating us. It's time to end the 4 Nations Faceoff

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

Christians are now more persecuted in Israel itself than in any of the Arab countries that border Israel.

[how u find me? @iamtavianmaalik]

Thrift pickup

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Your company was fined $1.7 billion for defrauding Medicare, so maybe shut the fuck up about our money.

[Majority Report @majorityfm]

Say goodbye to our National Parks

[Харківська Нишпорка @ne_vluchiv]

Elon's Grok confirms that Trump living in a russian propaganda bubble.

DeepSearch is not bad at all btw. Very fast.
https://t.co/vJFlLMD5Ze

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Get ready for the only guardrail left, which isn’t much but it’s something, to be as rigged as the algorithm.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Trump: I'm the King

Rand Paul: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Obama: *exists*

Rand: 👇

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Democratic Rep. Robert Garcia has published a letter sent to him by Trump’s Department of Justice threatening to potentially prosecute him for criticizing Elon Musk.

[rachel @rachelmillman]

I asked Bill Nye for a photo when I was in the sixth grade and he said “you don’t have enough money” and walked away laughing at me lol

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

Musk has built two platforms (Grok and Community Notes) specifically designed to separate fact from fiction in an unbiased, algorithmic fashion. One uses humans (community notes) the other AI (Grok).

In the last few months, both have been consistently and repeatedly calling @elonmusk out for spreading bullshit on X. So now he is going to "fix" Community Notes and next I'm sure we'll see him "update" Grok.

It is actually incredible that he can't see the very products he created are trying to tell him something, and instead he is just going to deny reality and ruin the products for everyone else.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

How the fuck did the left allow pudgy dorks like this to control the narrative on masculinity lmao. We somehow let them warp masculinity to mean antiwoke, transphobic, control over women, etc. Just the most weak willed, pathetic, insecure mindset possible.

[sam @sam_d_1995]

this is a lie.

1) 85% of commuters take transit into the congestion relief zone and only 11% drive

2) those who do drive are disproportionately wealthy

3) congestion pricing is still in effect. the cameras are still on despite what the mad king and reality TV guy say

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

this photo is actually sad as hell

[agartha christie @samoyed_online]

yep boss, the promo video is going great. got the twitching humanoid robot strung up on a meat hook and flickering lights. they’ll love it

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

trying to escape a walled-off Amazon company town while being chased by this

[𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 Moroz @Dread_Botlord]

Jokic heard Pink Pony Club and cried a single tear because he too understands what it’s like to be trapped in the middle of America dreaming of hanging out at a horse related venue.

[Kyle @WordsByKyle]

Drake aside (literally replace him with any celeb), this is one of the most genuinely dystopian photographs I’ve seen in recent months