Released a new album, for those who follow me for that.
Do you really think you've got what it takes to defeat the Bob Belkin Mattress Challenge?
https://t.co/rUynGKtEEo
@BluebriarArts It's his own fucking fault if he's not introducing novelty to each playthrough. Like, seriously, I made up whole scenarios for my cats, made sure the toy had a unique, consistent personality on every new playthrough.
@dglred@Wallace_Asti Just put a screen up that permanently says "Machine Full. A member of staff has been informed". It's effectively what they all are half the time anyway.
@astryl_info Dan: "Okay, it looks like we lost engine #1,321... no that's... okay, we've lost #1,543, and... okay nevermind #900 has come back online... T+3 seconds" <Dan breaks down in tears>
@archer_uwu I can understand why younger people might like it, but I just associate it with the time period immediately preceding the financial crisis in 2008. It just reads as excess and false optimism to me.
@senatorshoshana@KelliReports He doesn't seem to appreciate it as much these days though now that I'm 32. You just drift away from your parents over time I suppose.