Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾

A complete human just as you!
Lover of cats. Leo ♌
Art Enthusiast. Farmer.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

Your family is given unto you as a covering. Your family is your glory.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

@DrMel_ @Prezain_LJ Lol, no be you?

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

I deescalate for the first time.
If it happens again, I get him arrested.

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

Hypothetical scenario:

Your wife and her elder brother are having a heated argument in your presence.

During the argument, he slaps her twice.

What would you do as her husband?

• Try to de-escalate

• Slap the brother back

• Take your wife and leave

What would you do?

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

@aideekedo_ @Paulechidi Lol

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

@ishiguzochris To bring a man down, women don't mind going down. Just look at this one with stupid threats.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

@Paulechidi Four boiled eggs actually.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

How about this comes in form of a superpower.
Every Friday nights, na flexing.

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

Let me shock you with another one.

There is a medical condition in which the body produces excess amount of Alcohol to a point that you get tipsy/drunk

Imagine getting drunk without drinking but your body is making large bottles of alcohol.

Called "AutoBrewery syndrome"

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

@drhephzibah1 @AhmedIbrah99223 The doc already noticed how your baby was playing with his stethoscope and saw it wasn't a new object around your baby.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

@akpoobomedamsel @Jioke_LOC Just give us your source abeg. We no wan eat animal feed again.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

@Olorimorenike01 @TheOdin_II She's actually in the market for another man. See the locations in the divorced section, it's all where people go on dates.
The part while she was married were mostly in her house.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

@TheOdin_II Lol, should have remained same unattractive fat fuvk that got divorced and see if another man will come for that size.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

You qualified south Africans sitting at home? Then you guys must be very lazy. Teaching is one of the easiest to get.

[Madumetsa- TeffuJoy @MadumetsaTeffu]

No immigrants must be a teacher in SA. We have South Africans enough seating at home unemployed.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

I think phone makers stopped making effort after 2017. There are phones I used back then and it feels like phones these days don't match these old phones.
LG phones, Alcatel idol, Etc.

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

HTC. HTC walked so Samsung, Apple, Huawei and Sony could fly.

No phone maker came close to HTC.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

@Joe_brendan_ No be for coastal road o. That road useless gan.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

🤣🤣🤣 my guy is living amongst students in Osun. Different babessssss.

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

Comot for school area nau dis boy 🌚🤣💔

E don reach 3 years wey you graduate 😅

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

@RuthieofBuj1 You're eating something wrong or you're involved with something that makes you scared.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

@linda_efemena @MrMekzy_ I had to park, rushed to a nearby pharmacy to get the krusher, called my brother in-law to come drive me to the place I went to take out the kokoro causing the ache.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

@AnyanwuMalachy Not at all.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

@Maleekoyibo Was chatting with my guy some minutes ago and it obvious he's been overthinking. I told him to go listen to Patek by Mr Eazi.

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

Amala. Never ate, never will.

[Àríkẹ́ @blaq_en_belle]

I’m convinced everyone has one food they refuse to eat no matter how many people say it’s amazing.

What’s yours?