Kristen

All views are my own. Likes do not equal endorsements.

[Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆 {glowing} @hormeze]

Jet lag is kind of holy to me. I'm tired because I flew. I flew too fast too far. My body misses a different sun

[Kristen @_Sunflower_x_x]

@Amsupremetingz Leave him alone, he's right

[meghan @deloisivete]

Hey babe, are you adobe acrobat because you are not responding

[tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs]

i have realized in adulthood that many people are unaware that if you encounter some kind of chic crunchy business that is so incredibly niche it is unclear how it makes money, the answer is almost always that it does not. that is a rich person occupying themself with a hobby

[Kristen @_Sunflower_x_x]

@jollygreentexan King, I love "both". 👏👏👏

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Eggers says having dialogue being in Middle English for ‘WERWULF’ meant having to get each line of dialogue analyzed by 2 scholars.

“You’d get [notes like] oh that line's too Latin or too French, a lower class person wouldn’t know that word.”

[rune sword @runesword1]

did you seriously just mispronounce the incantation? in front of the tavern wenches?

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

i’m no relationship expert but have you tried taking her to get an iced coffee, tj maxx for fall decorations, spirit Halloween, the bookstore, and then going to a Mexican restaurant

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

Is it appropriate to show up to a job interview with a piping hot sizzling platter of combo fajitas for two?

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Polycules attack you like this when you’re a single person who just moved to Portland

[Kristen @_Sunflower_x_x]

@Emonda_sIr AI?

[μέδουσα 🦈 @meedvs4]

bisexual flag for bisexuals who love sharks

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Left: Gas prices on Joe Biden’s last day in office.

Right: Gas prices now.

[Woke Ann Richards @WokeAnnUpdates]

Free ad @TheDemocrats

[Katie Dippold @katiedippold]

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

[Kristen @_Sunflower_x_x]

@goodgood_golf Boooo not good enough, we need more and better apology

[John McGrath @jmcgrathgolf]

@goodgood_golf Just this…

[Kristen @_Sunflower_x_x]

@Skulledwedge @CallawayGolf Boooo @CallawayGolf

[chappell roan daily @dailyroan]

full video of chappell roan & noah kahan’s performance of ‘california’ at noah’s show in pasadena tonight! ♡