Syeda

[liv @violrios]

trying to explain the premise of doomsday to a non-marvel fan

[ǝdɐɔsǝʇıʍpıɯ @cnb_1992]

"what a privilege it is to be exhausted by an ambition of your own choosing"

[ǝdɐɔsǝʇıʍpıɯ @cnb_1992]

"addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god"

[mi ow @meowsback]

i love when someone has very obvious favoritism for me

[a midsummer nightmare @unhingedcatboi]

you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die

[Mir @sbxloch]

If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion

[Michael 🫗 @ITSMYKOL]

Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again

[jacob @jtimsuggs]

Not even exaggerating when I say that this is literally how tonight feels

[dani is UP @danidividends]

Welcome to gods country

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

Gina Hinojosa was an absolute unknown and she knocked off one of the strongest incumbent governors in the nation. Absolutely nuts doesn't even describe it.

[roxanne 🏆🏆 @rcx4nne]

beto o’rourke baby this one’s for you

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS

[✯ PRESS PLAY @vatopicoso]

Ngl Texas turning blue is making me so emotional

[𝖺 @r5nv_]

women will literally say "idk maybe i’m crazy" right before predicting the exact sequence of what's coming next with total psychic accuracy

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican

[jha ✪ @diaryofjha]

thanos or doom doesn’t scare me… this clock does

[َ @spiderlnd]

do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die