Sydney P

fat with a ph

[Sydney P @_Sydnacious_]

Yo my foundation is 50$ a bottle.. I don’t even sweat. 🙅🏼🙅🏼 https://t.co/M8lhzzJYDt

[Sydney P @_Sydnacious_]

Halloween isn’t even scary to women. We are prepared to see predators every night of the year after 7pm #notevenscared #womenaresocool

[kya @softsadsatan]

a big fuck you to every parent who ignores their child’s clearly unstable mental health while pushing them to get better grades

[The Common Man @tcm97]

I’m 21 and I wanna be married around 28 which means I need 1 year of engagement, 2 years of serious dating, 1 year of casual dating, 2 years of talking, and 1 year of looking at her from a distance so long story short I’m running out of time

[k @KieraanHamilton]

We had to rehome my Grandad’s dog early last year when he was diagnosed with Alzheimers. Sadly he passed away a couple of weeks ago, this came in the post today 😅

[Kaylin @Kaylin_14]

If you shame girls for liking Pumpkin Spice Lattes because “it’s generic” I hate to burst your bubble, but playing fortnite all day isn’t exactly unique

[Sydney P @_Sydnacious_]

@sxmmie @abbyjoanne @jordancasby

[ѕαм ♡ @sxmmie]

ok yea a lot of rappers have bars but NOTHING will ever COME close to how hard 3oh!3 went when they said "tell ur boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that i'm a vegetarian & i ain't fuckin scared of him"

[Noah Davis @noahdavis50]

considering becoming a slob and dressing like a 12 year old boy so i can meet the fab 5

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

How’s everyone’s day going

[Adrianna @_adriannamonet]

drake needs to come up with some lyrics about tipping your servers so y’all can fuckin feel that

[Sydney P @_Sydnacious_]

FYI: I jay walked in front of a cop a few days ago.... no ticket. I changed my song on my Spotify playlist at a red light and didn’t realize a cop was parked next to me....ticket.

[Jeyca Maldonado @jeyca97]

DON’T 👏🏼 PROPOSE👏🏼 TO👏🏼 ME 👏🏼 UNLESS👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 HAVE 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 FRIEND 👏🏼 IN👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 DIAMOND👏🏼 BUSINESS👏🏼

[kristen @krisfromtexas]

If your dog is a 11/10, retweet dis