Syd

lovin' myself | UWO

[Syd @_SydneyBond]

Some days are harder to get through than others, but everyday is important and we shouldn't wish for it to end

[Syd @_SydneyBond]

Awesome and bright day with my peers. Love life and the birds. There is no tiME without "ME" 😉😅😍😋👻🙆

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

This year, more people will use cocaine than read a book to their children.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

if you buy a horse girl a drink at a bar make sure you hold your hand out super flat or she’ll take your fingers right off

[Syd @_SydneyBond]

*correction* embarrassing myself and others

[Syd @_SydneyBond]

Insta story is for showing people I’m cool and having fun, snap story is for embarrassing myself

[Syd @_SydneyBond]

Anyone selling gorilla glue in the Montreal area???? HMU

[albs @albcakes]

Me looking for my Uber because I don’t know what a Toyota Corolla looks like https://t.co/2TryQjmrPK

[Syd @_SydneyBond]

Anyone who likes tequila is a child of Satan

[Syd @_SydneyBond]

Scary thought I had while riding my bicycle today: how am I supposed to defend myself out here with an Old Navy flip flop??

[𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐲 ♡ @kobychill]

i eat ibuprofen like tic tacs bitch i don’t give a fuck

[Syd @_SydneyBond]

@oliviiascott @HannahMantel “Topped with the four cheese blend”

[Syd @_SydneyBond]

Best day of my life; instead of @HannahMantel just telling the waitress she wanted garlic bread, she read the description... “I’ll have the garlic bread, soaked in a garlic, buttery sauce”

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

When I was younger I thought cops were legally allowed to commit crimes and get away with it and then I got older and found out that wasn’t true and then I got even older and found out it was

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Home is where your loose hair is in abstract shapes on the shower wall.

[Syd @_SydneyBond]

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